Friday, 2 May 2014

TRAVELLING TO THE END OF THE WORLD TO OBTAIN THE CATTLE OF GERYON

I have to admit my friends this was one of my more exciting tasks I had to complete. The difficulty I must admit lay on my return with the herd as opposed to capturing. A lot dared to strip me of my prize I had rightfully earned , HOW DARE THEY !!!!

Firstly I must give my thanks to Helios who lent me his vessel the 'Cup of the Sun' to assist me in my journey. I however thought to myself in order for people to worship me and remember me I need to commemorate my journey , something I had failed to do in my previous nine tasks. So i decided to create two large mountains , meaning I split one large one into two. HOW ABOUT THAT STRENGTH MY FRIENDS HAHAHA !!!!

Anyway enough theatrics , once I reached the island of Erythia I easily disposed of both the two headed dog Orthrus and Eurytion with single blow of my club. Then that fool Geryon attempted to challenge me for his cattle , but my arrows soon dealt with him with ease.

A few hooligans decided to test my patience and attempt to thwart my return back to Greece. Particularly the two sons of Poseidon who I disposed of pretty comfortably after they attempted to steal the cattle. However the a slight hiccup occurred when one of the bulls escaped and swam its way to the ruler Eryx. After I managed to find its location , Eryx like most kings was quite stubborn and arrogant. He decided to challenge me , I MEAN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ??? HAVEN'T PEOPLE LEARNED OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER ?????

Anyway as usual I was able to dispose of this fool and collect the lone bull. Just when you though it could not get any worse it did...... that psycho Hera decided to send a gadfly to attack me and as a result it caused the cattle of herd to disperse. MAN WAS I FURIOUS !!!!! . I was finally able to collect the rest of the cattle eventually , but this time wasting was really DRIVING ME MAD !!!!.

Well my friends only two tasks remain , until I achieve what mere mortals dream of , immortality !!!! , oh yea !

                                                                                                           
My beautiful architecture skills on show for everyone !!!! (aka: The Pillars of Herakles)

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