Tuesday, 29 April 2014

THE BLOODY PIG !!!

Well my friends Eurystheus keeps sending me on the most idiotic tasks I've ever had to complete in my life. I was  instructed to bring back the Erymanthian boar alive , a pig can you believe it a PIG !!!!!!!.

My frustration levels were going through the roof , however I must keep a steady mind to the ultimate glory that lies ahead. Anyway whilst I was one my way to complete this ever so difficult task..... (great sarcasm mind you) I decided to pay a visit to my friend Pholus the centaur , however my indulgence for his wine stirred up some trouble with others , so...... I decided to quickly complete my task.

It was quite simple to find the beast and I was able to lure it out to the snow. It ran until it collapsed allowing me to seize the moment and capture the beast without a sweat.... damn i'm good !!!!

However the reaction of Eurystheus was priceless , hahaha. Once he saw me return with the pig he was gripped with terror and hid himself in a large jar. So he should be , no one , I mean no one !!!! dares to challenge me and my power.

Anyway that's enough ranting for today , I'll report back on my next conquest to you later on. Cya then my friends
Someone give me a real challenge !!!!!

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